Eine amerikanische Eheforscherin beschrieb das Ergebnis ihres Selbstversuchs so:
„Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?”
Her Helpdesk replied:
“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all Works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the application Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 which is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly wave files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory or performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.” Warum eigentlich gerade 6.9, fragt Neschle gewohnt arglos?
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